||[Mar. 31st, 2004|10:37 pm]
Two mirrors of green|
Wonder, joy, and happiness
Reflects in her eyes
See that, Marcus? Whoever is commenting on any of -your- Misinformer articles these days? Huh, HUH?!?! :p And no, your relatives don't count.
Now now, Misinformer isn't a comedy competition between me and Marcus.
If it was, he'd have stopped posting after the second day...
It's so true. I just can't hold my own against comedy gems like "CRAP ON CRAP OFF, THE CRAPPER! HA HA!"
Oooh, doing the old and rather petty "take one line completely out of context because that would remove any and all comedy value"-trick, eh? :p
I'm not saying Caster's not a funny guy. All I'm saying is, if I wrote something as dumb as the PS3 feature, I'd be to ashamed to sign my name to it. That's all I'm saying.
Alright children, knock it off. We're all friends here. Arguing about whether me or Marcus is funnier is completely pointless.
Actually, I just felt like defending you after all the abuse Marcus has been laying on you in his and your LJ. And this is the thanks I get?
What are you anyway, a complete wimp letting Marcus control your life and make you think you're as worthless as he would like you to? Geez, last time I bother sticking up for you, pal...
P.S. Just kidding, of course. ;)
I'm sensing some bottled up anger here, hawk. It's OK...let it out.
No it's not. It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
You made me laugh a lot, enough to stalk you all the way to your LJ. I can't say the same for Marcus. I have this image in my head of you being the kid with the commadore64 controlled spaceship flying around being cool yet managing to avoid the burnt out drug phase of the whole thing.
what was I saying again?
Oh. Hydro Ray. that should be your name. Or Manta Ray. Or "I've got a big penis" Ray... Yea, that should get you some dates. Just for fun, see if you can get your friends to call you "SoupCan Ray".
Soupcan Ray. That's the one. I'm getting stationary printed.
"Let Soupcan Ray go all Warhol on your ass, baby."
That's hilarious, given that "soupcan" was the nickname for an old baseball player. Apparently, it was given to him as sort of a "locker room" kinda name. You know, from the "shower"... they were talking about his "schlong".
So, a soupcan sized schlong doing anything on someone's ass is hilarious, in a painful, bleeding sort of way...
Hum. come to think of it, it's not that funny at all.
I don't know. I think there's very little in the realm of comedy that's more hilarious than somebody having oversized props shoved into their ass.
... yet somehow people still think you're the funny one...