|Thursday Poetry Critique
||[Mar. 25th, 2004|08:36 pm]
It's time for another bit of joy from HR Julie:
The month of March is here again,
Lucky for us, the weather has been,
good enough to take the punch,
out of the fact that this is Frozen Food Month!
So submit your time sheets and stay warm,
and be glad you've avoided the winter storms!
Ow ow ow! This is the most obtuse theme yet! Frozen Food Month?! WTF? St. Patrick's Day I can get behind. The Oscars, okay, whatever. But Frozen Food Month? Nobody should be writing poetry about frozen food unless they are a penguin, or perhaps Mr. Freeze.
The subject matter was nearly enough to throw me off of the fact that she rhymed "punch" with "month". Uh uh. No way. Bad HR Julie. Bad!