2004-03-31 11:27 pm (UTC)
Now you're starting to sound like HR Julie (a bit f*&^ing insane!!)
On a different note, how did Turbo Dan get to be so "turbo"? Is this a self-proclaimed name? And if so, why don't you give yourself a cool name like Radical Raymond, or something like that? I think that if he is called turbo then you could at least be rad, don't you?
Here's my question to you; Why should it be "Radical Raymond?" If you are just going off of the philosophy that the same letter needs to be used to start off the words, then shouldn't it be "Danger Dan" or something? It could just as easily be "Turbo Ray," which sounds like a really cool robot fish monster from Mega Man.
2004-04-01 10:29 pm (UTC)
...or maybe I was just thinking that Ray was Rad?...
...if he was cool then he could quite possibly called Cool Ray...
(...or Cool Caster if you like the other philosophy)
Turbo Dan has been Turbo Dan for as long as I've known him. Apparently he got the name when he used to race dirt bikes when he was in high school. He's got a bunch of old trophies, so I guess he earned it.
It seems weird to add the Turbo when you first meet him, but after a little while, it seems weird *not* to do it. EVERYBODY does.
To just call him "Dan" is kind of like referring to Martin Luther King, Jr. and just calling him "Marty King." The brain rejects it.
And I can't be Radical Raymond until I learn to breakdance.
That sounds like a bad horror movie starring Clint Howard... but we are on the right track.
Mwahahaha! Everyone bow down before the power of Mental Ray's enormous pulsating cranium! Using the strength of my focused brain energy I can flip cars, crush bone, and lift women's skirts!
2004-04-01 10:25 pm (UTC)
professor x says
So I guess if you were one of the X-men then you would be called "X-Ray" and your super power would be to see through walls and stuff...
and if you teamed up with the Incredible Hulk then you would be "Gamma-Ray".
2004-04-01 10:34 pm (UTC)
Re: professor x says
and if people thought you were sweet you could be called Sugar Ray...
If you went to hell, you could be Devil Ray.
And if you stopped being such a wuss, you could even be Man Ray.
...and if you were a fashion designer you could be Rayon!...
Hey I just read your PS3 article and I thought it was really funny. I was just wondering if you would mind if I friended you?
Thanks Rita! Sure, you can add me. I'll add you too!
See that, Marcus? Whoever is commenting on any of -your- Misinformer articles these days? Huh, HUH?!?! :p And no, your relatives don't count.
Now now, Misinformer isn't a comedy competition between me and Marcus.
If it was, he'd have stopped posting after the second day...
It's so true. I just can't hold my own against comedy gems like "CRAP ON CRAP OFF, THE CRAPPER! HA HA!"
Oooh, doing the old and rather petty "take one line completely out of context because that would remove any and all comedy value"-trick, eh? :p
I'm not saying Caster's not a funny guy. All I'm saying is, if I wrote something as dumb as the PS3 feature, I'd be to ashamed to sign my name to it. That's all I'm saying.
Alright children, knock it off. We're all friends here. Arguing about whether me or Marcus is funnier is completely pointless.
Actually, I just felt like defending you after all the abuse Marcus has been laying on you in his and your LJ. And this is the thanks I get?
What are you anyway, a complete wimp letting Marcus control your life and make you think you're as worthless as he would like you to? Geez, last time I bother sticking up for you, pal...
P.S. Just kidding, of course. ;)
I'm sensing some bottled up anger here, hawk. It's OK...let it out.
No it's not. It's the stuff that dreams are made of.
You made me laugh a lot, enough to stalk you all the way to your LJ. I can't say the same for Marcus. I have this image in my head of you being the kid with the commadore64 controlled spaceship flying around being cool yet managing to avoid the burnt out drug phase of the whole thing.
what was I saying again?
Oh. Hydro Ray. that should be your name. Or Manta Ray. Or "I've got a big penis" Ray... Yea, that should get you some dates. Just for fun, see if you can get your friends to call you "SoupCan Ray".
Soupcan Ray. That's the one. I'm getting stationary printed.
"Let Soupcan Ray go all Warhol on your ass, baby."
That's hilarious, given that "soupcan" was the nickname for an old baseball player. Apparently, it was given to him as sort of a "locker room" kinda name. You know, from the "shower"... they were talking about his "schlong".
So, a soupcan sized schlong doing anything on someone's ass is hilarious, in a painful, bleeding sort of way...
Hum. come to think of it, it's not that funny at all.
I don't know. I think there's very little in the realm of comedy that's more hilarious than somebody having oversized props shoved into their ass.
... yet somehow people still think you're the funny one...
2004-04-05 03:32 pm (UTC)
I thought the PS3 article was hilarious, thanks for making me laugh :-).
2004-04-06 10:57 pm (UTC)
Freind or Foe?
Caster, after being your internet stalker for weeks now, I have added you as "freind". You could do the same if you want to see my journal. (but I warn that it has no stories of "wonder, joy, and happiness" that "reflect" in a chicks green eyes.)
Cool. We friends now. Word.